"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." ~~Thomas Jefferson

"Who will protect us from those who protect us?"

Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. ~ Thomas Jefferson

"None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." ~~Goethe

06 April 2011

Ok, I know it's been around for awhile, but....

obama goes on a State visit to Israel.  While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.
 
The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."
 
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want obama flown home.
 
The undertaker is puzzled and asks:  "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?"

 One diplomat replied:  "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead.  We simply can't take that risk". 


Stay safe.

 

3 comments:

Adrienne said...

Well - I've never heard that one before and it's great! Thanks...

Anonymous said...

It's new to me too. Thnks for sharing it.

Shy Wolf said...

Oh, GAWD, that is FUNNNEEEEEEE!!!
Sacreligious as all hell, but funny! Well, maybe not sacreligious, but I'm sure God may be tweeting me about it. LOL... thankx for the laff, Blue!
Shy III